One day, the king and his daughter were walking along the cliff-side. Suddenly, the king's daughter accidently tripped and fell to the bottom of the cliff, in the deep ocean. So, the king begged for someone to rescue his daughter. Soon, there was a crowd of onlookers all gathered at the top of the cliff. Suddenly, a young man dived into the waters, rescued the king's daughter, and climbed back up to the top of the cliff. The king was so happy and said to the young man: "Oh, thank you. What is it that you want, do you want gold?" "No!" A horse? No! My daughter? No! Then what is it that you want!? I want to know who pushed me! -Fin.
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