... and he shouts out, "A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!"
The tavern keeper looks at him and says, "Easy there big fella, we don't got no horse. What seems to be the problem?"
The knight exclaims, "The princess has been kidnapped I must make haste!"
The tavern keeper's wife interjects, "We don't have a horse, but we have this great big dog!"
The tavern keeper sneers, "Are you kidding me woman? We can't send a knight out on a dog like this!"
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