I made a horse walks into a bar joke. So here it is
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the horse face?" The horse says "Didn't you mean to say Why the long face?" The bartender thinks about it a bit then says "Yeah. Why the long face?"
The horse rolls his eyes and walks away. The bartender's other bartender friend comes over and says "Way to jack up a joke there buddy." The bartender replies "It's ok. I got it straight ... from the horse's mouth!"
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