I think I'd be really good at pulling hay from a horse's mouth
But I may just be clutching at straws here.
Horse Jokes
What does a necrozoophiliac do to her late son who has broken arms?
Beat the dead horse.
what do you call a black horse?
a neigh-gro
Stablehand: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Horse: Neigh!
The Horse Lover
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist. “I’...
Horse walks into a bar...
Bartender says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
A Texan Tourist is in an Australian Pub
The Texan says to the man next to him:
"Back ...
What do you call a one eyed horse?
A klipklopse
Little Joey goes to the circus with his parents
At some point during the show, Joey sees a hors...
A chinese kid called his mom a horse
She said don't use that tone with me
I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *O...
We should have a horse for president.
All in favor say 'neigh'.
The Preacher's Horse
A preacher decided to sell his horse so he put ...
So a guy comes into a bar...
So a guy comes into a bar.
No wait, it was a ...
My pony back from the doctors...
He's still a little horse though
A Man Comes into a Bar
So a man comes into a bar... or wait no a horse...
What do you call a mummy on a horse?
A knight in Charmin armor.
A horse is watching MTV...
As he is watching, a music video for "Purple Ha...
My wife was harassing me to do some work around the house.
I said, "If I wanted a nag, I would have marrie...
A horse is getting brushed by his owner,
The horse is like "You my mane man".
What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?
Sarah Jessica Porker
I tried water polo but...
My horse drowned.
Wanna read a really dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to get up on his high horse and anothe...