Duck walked into a bar.
He drinks three whiskeys and then buys Goofy a beer.
The barman asks 'Do you want me to put that on your b'
Donald stops him in his tracks because his old friend, a horse, walks in.
The barman greets him 'Why the lo'
Again Donald stops him and anounces 'I like my women like I like'
Noe goify stops him 'Ok, ok, we get it. r/jokes has crashed again.'
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