Frog Jokes

Frog Jokes

Animal Sounds


A mother was reading a book about animals to h...

Kissing the Frog


A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

The frog & the man


A man was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

Frog princess


A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the ...

Give the frog a loan


A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loa...

Kermit and Ms. Piggy


Q: Why did Kermit the Frog break up with Ms. P...

Wise Men


A wise man never plays leap frog with a unicor...

Animal Noises


A mother was reading a book about animals to h...

A Fairy Tale


Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, se...

Playing with Grandpa


A sister and brother are talking to each other...

Ventriloquist


A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the ...

Ms. Piggy Counts


Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Becau...

Cunning man


Each time the man visits this bar he has a lit...

What does HMO stand for?


Q. What does HMO stand for?
A. This is actual...

Princess and the Frog


Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beauti...

Politically Correct Terms of Endearment


Amphibian American -- frog.
Aquatically-Chall...

These chickens want books


A pair of chickens walks up to the circulation...

Kissing the Frog


A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

U might be a redneck.


u might be a redneck if u have ever compared t...

Lonely Frog


A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline a...

The Top 14 Song Titles if the Artists Re-Made Them Today


14> The Eagles -- "Pantsful, Queasy Feeling...

The Frog Scientist


There was this not too bright scientist doing ...

Psychic Frogs Network


A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and ...

Rob's frog


A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

Lucky Frog


A man takes the day off of work and decides to...