A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "if you kiss me, i'll turn into a beautifull princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: " If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautifull princess I will be your loving compnion for an entire week !!."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it in to his pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, i'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want".
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautifull princess, i'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?"
The man said: "Look, I'm an internet consultant. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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