Frog Jokes

Frog Jokes

Kermit the frog


Your momma is so ulgy she looked like Kermit t...

Lihgthouse Toad


Why did the toadbecome a lihgthouse keeper?
H...

Kerment the frog


Your momma is so ugly she looked like Kerment ...

Give the Frog a Loan


A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller ...

Talking Frog


A man was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

The frog and the psychic


A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline a...

Deaf frog


Sidney was a 14-year-old boy with an interest ...

Frog Caddy


A middle-aged man was golfing one day, and as ...

Looking to buy a frog?


A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender,...

Alexander and Kermit


What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Fro...

What does a frog say


A mother was reading a book about animals to h...

A piece of advice


Never play leap-frog with a unicorn.

A sister and brother


A sister and brother are talking to each other...

Double-Parked Frog


What do you call an illegally parked frog?
To...

The Snow White Ad!


Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in...

The funny frog


One day in easter town the little funny frog w...

Boy & Grandpa


A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and S...

Kermit Jagger


A frog goes into a bank and approaches the tel...

The Magic Frog


A man takes the day off work and decides to go...

If a frog parks.


Q. What happens when a frog parks illegally?
...

Wishing Frog


A woman was out golfing one day when she hit h...

Frog noise


Two litte boys are talking to each other when ...

A frog calls a psychic


Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Frie...

Frog croak


Q. Do female frogs croak?


A. "If you hold t...

Animal Menagerie


A mother was reading a book about animals to h...