Frog Jokes

Frog Jokes

The Gerbil


This guy named Bob walked into a bar with a fr...

Green


Q: If you've got a green ball in your left han...

Ms. Piggy


Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Cruz ...

Talking Frog


My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk t...

Programmer and a Princess

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a...

Psychic Frog Hotline

A local psychic hotline opened up a new number ...

Frog Noises

A six year old goes to the hospital with his gr...

Smart Child

A mother was reading a book about animals to he...

Ladies' Bumper Stickers

So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.

God M...

Frog #1

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whateve...

FROGS

Q:What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They...

Frogs?

Do you know what style of shoes a frog loves mo...

You Might be a Gamer If...

1. You don't suffer from insomnia... you enjoy ...

What's Kermit the Frog's Middle Name?

What is Kermit the Frog's middle name?

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Another Cross Threw the St.

Why did the frog cross the road?

A: He was ...

Froggy Death

Once upon a time, there lived a man named Clare...

Fast Food Frog

Question:

What did the frog order at McDona...

Elegant, Classic Story

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a be...

Teacher's Question

TEACHER : There is a frog, ship is sinking, pot...

Biology Experiment

There was this biologist who was doing some exp...

Voices

A mother was reading a book about animals to he...

Report on Frog

There was a child named Laura. She asked her mo...

The Frog

What's green and turns red at the touch of a bu...

Why to Date a Swimmer

1. We are always clean.
2. We are totally comf...

Movies

A duck, a skunk, and a frog go to the movies. T...