Why did the Frog cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
Frog Jokes
What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
One day, a boy was walking down a road when a frog called to him, “Boy, if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess.”
The boy picked up the frog, smiled at it, then ...
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger
What's green and then red?
A frog in a blender.
What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?
They both like to pork.
A chicken walks into a library and squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"
A librarian is working away at her desk when s...
What did the suave frog say to the hot frog?
You're ribbeting!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog...because it croaks every night
Kiss the frog
An old man is walking down a pond and hears a f...
A chicken walks into a library...
...and goes up to the circulation desk. "Bok!" ...
Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it.
(blame Ha...
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
Do you know how a frog listens to music?
It uses the iPond...
A frog goes to the bank to get a loan...
A frog goes to the bank to get a loan, walks up...
Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in...
What does a preverted frog say?
Rubbit.
What does a Frog use to fish with?
A TAD POLE.
A biologist researches a frog
A biologist is researching a frog.
He wants to...
Frog parking only.
All others will be toad.
A joke is like a frog...
... you understand it better after you dissect ...