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Frog Jokes
What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?
I've already got that the frog called our car c...
A frog goes into a bank for a loan.
He goes up to the first available banker, Ms. P...
Having to explain a joke is like dissecting a frog
Sure, everyone will understand it a bit better;...
What does a frog do when it barbecues?
Rib it...duh!
Old Man and the Frog
An old man is walking down the road when he hea...
What does an r/frog say?
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Top 10 Funniest Animal Jokes
Q. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks ...
A Fat Frog walks into a bar
Walks up to the barman and the barman says, "he...
How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?
DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG?
rip.
I shot a frog once.
It croaked.
Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone?
Yea he broke a ribbet
What's a Hispanic's favourite game?
Leap frog. Sorry, eh
What's green and turns red at the push of a button?
A frog in a blender.
What did Grandma say to the frog?
Something racist, probably.
A librarian is working away at her desk when sh...
What are the two shortest words in the dictionary?
German humour and English food.
A guest arrive...
THE ENGINEER AND THE FROG
An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls ou...
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
So there's this frog that decides he wants to update his lily pad...
Cause his old one's getting a little haggard, b...
A frog parked his car in the handicapped spot.
It got toad.
A frog's favourite website?
Ribbit!
What sound does a frog make while jacking off?
Rubbit Rubbit
Why was Miss Piggy having such a hard time speaking?
She had a frog in her throat
Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that "taste like chicken"?
If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested fo...