An old man is walking down a pond and hears a frog saying, "Kiss me and I will become a young woman and will serve you forever." The man picks up the frog, puts it in his pocket and starts walking. The frog says, "What are you doing?" Man replies, "I have had my share of women, but it would be great to show-off a talking frog to my friends."
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