...and goes up to the circulation desk. "Bok!" he says. The clerk thought for a moment and then said, "Oh! You want a book!" So he gives the chicken a book and the chicken walks out.
A few hours later the chicken comes back and says, "Bok bok!" The clerk thinks to himself that that was a little fast to read a book, but checks out two more for the chicken and the chicken walks out.
A third time the chicken comes in and wails, "Bok, bok, BOK!" Thoroughly confused, the clerk checks out three new books for the chicken but decides to follow him instead. The chicken walks into the woods, over a hill, and down to a pond, with the clerk following at a distance. The chicken walks to the water's edge and drops the books in front of a frog. The frog looks at the first book at says, "reddit."
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