A biologist is researching a frog.
He wants to know what the effect is when you pull a leg of a frog and scare him afterwards.
The biologist pulls of one leg and walks to the back of the table whereupon the frog is laying. He waits a few seconds and then yells "BOOO!!". the frog jumps 3 meters away from him.
The biologist notes this and pulls of a second leg. he repeats the process and the frog jumps 2 meters away from him
He pulls of another leg, repeats the process and sees that the frog jumps 1 meter away from him.
again he notes this and pulls of the remaining leg. He puts his notebook down and walks to the back of the table and waits a few seconds before yelling as loud as he can "BOOOO!". the frog doesn't react. the biologist ofcourse is very confused and yells "BOOOOO!" once again but without even the slightest reaction of the frog. He is growing even more confused, but after some deep and hard thinking he finally decides to take his notebook and write down: "a frog without his legs is deaf."
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