Customer: I've been signed up with your service for over a week, and have not
been able to connect even once because of busy signals. If I can't get any
better service than that, I'm going to switch to another ISP.Tech Support:
Hmmm...that shouldn't be happening. We're nowhere near maxing out our dial-up
lines. Are you sure you're dialing the right number?Customer: I'm not stupid! I
know my own phone number!Tech Support: Now click the 'connect' button.Customer:
(modem dialing noises) Hold on, I have another call. (Pause) Hmmm. No one there.
Ok, I'll try this again. (modem dialing noises) Hold on, I got another call.
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