A mechanic was removing a motor from a Harley when a world
famous surgeon walked into the shop. The mechanic yelled across
the floor to the doctor, "Hey Doc, can I ask you something?"
The surgeon was a bit surprised but he walked over to the
mechanic. The mechanic straightened himself up and wiped his
hands with a rag and said, "Look at this engine doc, I can also
open hearts, take out valves, fix 'em, put 'em back in and when
I'm done they'll work just like new. So how come you get the big
bucks when I barely have enough to get by?"
The doctor leaned in close to the young mechanic and whispered,
"Try doing it with the engine running."
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