According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe
vibration in flight.
The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat
belt sign.
The vibration stopped immediately.
A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in
place inside.
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