Big, Grey and Wrinkly
Q: Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
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Elephant Jokes
Elephant and Plum
Q: What's the difference between an elephant an...
Big, Grey, Quarts
Q: What is big and grey and comes in quarts?
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What Do You Get...
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur, a tige...
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said thank you. I said don't mention it.
Cage the Elephant only won the Grammy out of pity...
...because they're originally from Bowling Gree...
I invited the girl I'm dating over for dinner.
While we were all sat at the table, there was c...
Elephants Never Forget
Frank owned a full grown African Elephant and d...
How do you pick up an elephant with one hand?
You can't. Elephants don't have hands.
How do you get a condom on an elephant?
Take the 'Y' out of 'easy' and the 'F' out of '...
How do you get down from an elephant?
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You don't. You get down from a goose!
At the watering hole, an elephant suddenly picked up a tortoise and flung it as far away as he could.
A lion asked, "Why'd you do that?" The elephant...
An Old Tamil Joke
An elephant befriends an ant. One day, they dec...
An Elephant Never Forgets
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya a...
I was talking to a fat girl about her weight...
I was addressing the literal elephant in the ro...
What is grey and comes in pints?
An elephant!
Once upon a time in Africa, an elephant stepped on a bunch of ants and killed them.
The rest of the ants in the colony were very u...
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said "thanks", I said "don't mention it"
What's grey and comes in pints?
An Elephant.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pi...
Six blind elephants gathered around a human to find out what a human is like.
The first elephant put his leg on the human and...
How do you catch an Elephant?
Dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and line the ou...
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
Because it did not want to sink into the hot ch...