Once upon a time in Africa, an elephant stepped on a bunch of ants and killed them.

The rest of the ants in the colony were very upset and planned their revenge.

The next day all the warrior ants including Elvis, the fattest ant in the colony, climbed to the highest branches of a tree beside the elephant's favorite pool. When the same elephant passed under the tree, the Elvis the fat ant jumped on top of the elephant.

The rest of the ants edged him on "Elvis, crush the beast!" "Stomp him into the ground Elvis!" "No Mercy! Let him suffer, Elvis!"

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