Elephant Jokes (Plus One Mouse Joke)
What's gray and comes in packets?
Instant elep...
Elephant Jokes
A Couple of Animal Jokes
Two kangaroos were living in a zoo pen with a 2...
Peanuts at the Zoo
Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day ...
Nasty Habits
It seems that an elephant got too close to all ...
The Elephant and the Turtle
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day...
Steve Wright I
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the...
Some More One Liners IV
These are my summer clothes. Summer paid for, s...
Elephant Quiz
Question: What do you get when you cross an ele...
Some Groucho Marx Quotes
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Who are...
It's The Law III
Florida:
Women may be fined for falling asleep...
Revenge! II
In February 1993 a train knocked down and injur...
Q & A
Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A tomat...
Ant From Elephant
How can you tell an elephant from an ant?
...
It's a Matter of Perspective
An elephant is talking to a hippopotamus, and t...
Useless Facts #2
51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling c...
Don't Blame the Monkey!
There was a coconut tree and 4 animals.
...
Quiz For The Idiots
Take this quiz to see if you are an idiot or no...
Dad, Have You . . .?
Dad, have you got a ladder?
Yes; why?
I h...
You'll Never Understand English
If a fly can fly, can an elephant elephant?
Elephant in the Bathtub
Q: How can you tell that an elephant is in the ...
Police Station
Q: What did the Dallas chief of police say when...
Blue Elephant
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With ...
Yellow Elephant
Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Hav...
Red Elephant
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Hold h...
Purple Elephant
Q: How do you shoot a purple elephant?
A: Pai...