Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

What did the elephant say to the famous detecti...

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it b...

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks ...

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed ...

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an e...

How do you hire an elephant ?

How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four ...

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging...

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy e...

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because ...

How do you raise a baby elephant ?

How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork ...

Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway.

Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a to...

How do you make an elephant sandwich?

How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of ...

How does an elephant go up a tree?

How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on...

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

What do you get if you cross an elephant with t...

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A ...

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted ...

Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the c...

An elephant was walking in a park.

An elephant was walking in a park. With each st...

How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge?

How do you know that a elephant's been in the f...

How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an ele...

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? I ...

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

What is the biggest ant in the world ? An eleph...

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

What is the difference between an elephant and ...

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elep...