Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes

King of the Jungle...


A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowd...

Elephant and the man


What did the elephant say to the naked man? "H...

True Insurance Claims


True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; T...

the Imortal Groucho


Quotes From Groucho Marx (1890-1977).............

King of the Jungle...


A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowd...

Elephants never forg


Have heard elephants never forget. And if a w...

Signs You've Had Enough to Drink


- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
...

Signs That You are Truely Drunk


You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You...

An Elephant Never Forgets


A man recently bought a bull elephant for 50 g...

What did the elephant say to the naked man?


What did the elephant say to the naked man?


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Animals in the Fridg


1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerato...

Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore


-How do you get down from an elephant?
You do...

Elephant and Man


What did the elephant say to the naked man? ...

the diaper and the e


why did the elephant where the diaper to the p...

Signs That You'r


1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.2...

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....


"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist......

An elephant and turtle


An elephant was drinking out of a river one da...

Memory


An elephant is drinking out of a river when he...

Keep this one in the zoo.


Q: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?A: O...

The two blonde gurls!!


Two girls were going out!! The 1st girl said w...

Elephant?


Q.What has big ears, a long tail, and a trunk?...

The New Hunter


It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunte...

Centipede


One day the big animals and the little animals...

Signs That You are T


You lose arguments with inanimate objects. Yo...