Which is an elephant's favorite day?
9/11 because it never forgets.
Elephant Jokes
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Not much. It just gave a little whine.
Elephants never forget
One day in 1981, a man by the name of Joseph We...
Hunting party
A hunting party of two Americans with two nativ...
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea...
How do you kill a purple elephant?
**With a purple elephant gun.**
How do you kil...
How do you catch an elephant?
In order to catch an elephant, you must first d...
What's the only mammal that can breathe under ice?
An elephant hiding in your fridge
A joke my 4 year old came up with today...
Him: "What's the only mammal that can breathe u...
There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off how many are left?
499.
What are the three steps to putting an el...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino.....
What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
Two elephants was flying over a forest.
One of them crashed into a large tree. And the ...
Two biologists are at a bar...
The first say: "My wife taught me that an eleph...
So I bought an elephant for my friend's room the other day.
When I gave it to her, she said, "Thanks."
And...
What's grey and comes in quarts?
An elephant.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
I bought my friend an elephant for his room
He said: "Thank you."
I said: "Don't mention it."
How do you fit an elephant into a plastic bag?
Here's a hint:
Take the C out of 'Car' and the...
elephant vs mouse
Why won’t the elephant use the computer?….He’s...
What do you do if an elephant comes in your window?
Swim for your life!
Bought an elephant for my friends
So I bought my friends an elephant for their ro...
Harambe gets to the gates of heaven...
Harambe gets to the gates of heaven where he i...