Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

What do you get if you cross a spider and an el...

Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world?

Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl:...

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

What do you get if you cross an elephant with t...

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

What do you get when you cross a pig with an el...

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an...

How do you spell elephant ?

How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t T...

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? St...

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your c...

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have ...

Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo.

Father and son standing outside the elephant's ...

So Much for Packing Light

Q: Why did the baby elephant need a new suitcas...

Elephant For Hire

Q: Why didn’t the elephant get the job he wante...

Elephant Vacation

Q: What did the baby elephant ask his mom befor...

Elephant Gift

Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?...

Pachyderm Problems?

I gave my friend an elephant to put in his room...

Useless Elephant

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matte...

The Elephant in the Room

Q. I'm the size of an elephant, but I weigh not...