An elephant befriends an ant. One day, they decide to take a walk. They're chatting and having a fun time when the elephant is suddenly hit by a car. The drivers rushes off, leaving the badly injured elephant bleeding helplessly.
Blood pours out of his wounds at an alarming rate, but the ant still tries to reassure his friend.
"We can go to the hospital! They can save you." The ant promises.
"I'll die from blood loss before we get there."
"Don't worry," the ant says. "I'll donate my blood!"
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