Came up with this one when I was 10: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a snail?
I don't know either, but it sure won't be good ...
Elephant Jokes
A priest, a rabbi, two penguins, a giraffe, and an elephant walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Two very unhappy animals.
A joke from Pakistan: What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?
"I'm going to be the mother of your children."
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that's right.
you know how to get down off an elephant? - you...
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?
You take the 'S' out of Safe, and the 'F' out o...
3 old men...
3 old men are talking in the park. "I had awful...
I bought my friend an elephant for his room...
He said, "Thanks". I said, "Don't mention it".
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
You breathe through *that*?
What's grey and comes in buckets?
An elephant!
Tarzan
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants c...
An elephant and a naked man were standing next to each other...
The elephant says "It's cute, but can you pick ...
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant
A zookeeper walks into a pub with an elephant
and orders two beers. After a few hours and a f...
Elephant at the Zoo
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Can someone please explain this joke to me?
How do you get the elephant out of the theatre?...
Lousy elephant jokes
These are best all told in rapid succession:
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Catching an elephant is so easy anyone can do it!
Step One:
Know that elephants *love* peas.
Ste...
What's the difference between a fish and an elephant? (OC)
You really can't tell the difference between a ...
How do you trap an elephant?
Start by digging a big hole in the ground then ...
How do you trap an elephant?!
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole...
What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?
They became flatman and ribbon.
/u/realhermi...
My favourite joke at the moment...
How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?...
Kermit Jagger walks into a bank
and walks up to the teller, Patricia Whack and ...