Step One:
Know that elephants *love* peas.
Step Two:
Dig a (big) hole and fill it with branches and sticks and burn them. After it cools it will be a soft bed of ash.
Step Three:
Camouflage the hole and cover it with peas.
Step Four:
When an elephant comes to take a pea kick it in the ash hole!
Congratulations you've caught an elephant!
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