Lousy elephant jokes

These are best all told in rapid succession:

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How do you fit four elephants in a VW Bug?

Two in the front, one in the back, one in the glove compartment.

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How can you tell if there's an elephant hiding in your refrigerator?

There's a set of footprints in the butter.

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How can you tell if there are **two** elephants hiding in your refrigerator?

There are **two** sets of footprints in the butter.

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How can you tell if there are **three** elephants hiding in your refrigerator?

*Typically someone will reply, "THREE sets of footprints in the butter?"*
Nope, the door won't close.

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How can you tell if there are **four** elephants hiding in your refrigerator?

You've got a VW Bug parked in your driveway.

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