I gave my friend an elephant for his room
He said: "Thank you!"
I said: "Don't mention it."
Elephant Jokes
I bought my friend an elephant...
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
...
A naked man walking through the jungle...
...when an elephant looks at him and says:
-How...
How can you tell if an elephant has been in the fridge?
There are footprints in the butter
Elephant Anatomy
A family take a trip to the zoo and, whist stoo...
How do you fit an elephant in the subway?
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the l...
A lion walks into a savannah restaurant (made this one up while brushing my teeth this morning!)
A lion walks into a restaurant on the savannah ...
How do you get down from an Elephant?
You don't get down from an elephant, you get do...
How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?
Run around until you get pooped out
My eight year old niece told me this. I think it's pretty funny!
An elephant is passing by an apple tree, and he...
why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
to hide in cherry trees.
have you ever seen an ...
Elephant ambiguity
A circus train derailed in a very rural area an...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape?
Elephant grape sine theta.
What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?
A helephino. (Hellifiknow)
What's big and gray and comes in quarts?
An elephant
What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?
I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!
The Famous Elephant Joke
In my school every year my [now] former Spanish...
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?
Good hiders, aren't they?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?..
How can you breath through that thing.
Heard this at Disney...
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a ...
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you feed your self with that?