How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't. You get down off a goose.
Elephant Jokes
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't. You get down off a duck.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
Oh, a joke standing still indeed!
A philosopher, a tree, and an elephant resided ...
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
What do you get if you cross a Fish and an Elephant?
Swimming Trunks.
It's a fricken elephant!
A little boy, just about the age of 3, was play...
What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?
A poodle split in half.
I have the memory of an elephant
I went to the zoo last week, they only had one,...
Signs...
The following are all signs that you are a drun...
Pregnant elephant
Q: What's more difficult than getting a pregnan...
How do you fit an elephant in the subway? (x-post)
You take the 'S' out of sub, and the 'F' out of...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a fem...
What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
Start swimming
A dog walks into a bank and asks for a loan...
The teller says "What collateral are you offeri...
2 fleas vs. an elephant
Two fleas capture an elephant.
"Watch him, I'm...
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
because it didnt want to swim in the hot chocol...
A string of jokes I heard a while ago
How do you get four elephants in a mini cooper?...
What does the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breath out of that thing? It's so sm...
What's all natural, well balanced, and comes in pints?
An elephant sitting on your fence masturbating....
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?
Take the S out of safe and the F out of way..
The Elephant and the Turtle An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log.
The Elephant and the Turtle An elephant was dri...
Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator...