Elephant Jokes
So a frog walks into a bank
So a frog walks into a bank and hops up on the ...
What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
Swim for it...
What did the grape say after the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing, he just let out a little whine.
Terrible jokes my Dad told me as a kid
Joke 1: How do you know if an elephant has been...
My 6 year old Niece's Joke
What did the Hippie say to the invisible elepha...
What do you do when you come across an elephant?
Wipe it off and apologize.
What happens when you put an elephant in the fridge? Dad asks little Johnny
"I don't know dad" responds a perplexed Johnny....
Question - Elephant Joke?
My girlfriend works in retail and had an elder ...
What wears a leather jacket, and would kill you if it fell from a tree?
An elephant wearing a leather jacket!
What happens when you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
Answer:It becomes cold duh!
What happens you p...
The elephant and the turtle
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in th...
What an elderly man told me in a Wendy's.
So I was sitting there during my break, an elde...
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of...
Chain of Elephants jokes...
So there are a dozen bananas in front of a hung...
A man brings 3 scientists into a large room...
...a biologist, an engineer, and a physicist. I...
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
Some marine biologists are at a party...
And at this party there's this marine mammal in...
Did you hear about the zookeeper that comitted suicide?
He made an elephant sit on him. Sources say he ...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
An elephant never forgets...
my grandfather told me a heartwarming story abo...
How to catch an Elephant.
You go out to the African Savannah, looking to ...
What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?
1.Open the fridge
2.Put the elephant in
3.Clo...