Why has an elephant got four feet?
Because he'd look pretty silly with only six in...
Elephant Jokes
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never fi...
What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?
an elephant with diarrhea
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Great big holes all over australia
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Did you heard about the elephant that was a hoarder?
He had a lot of junk in the trunk.
Come on, be...
How do you fit an elephant in a subway....
you take the s out of sub and the f out of way
If you want big tips...
...circumcise an elephant.
Mkele Mbembe and his Eelephant
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya a...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe with that thing?!?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you drink out of that little thing?
How do you put a condom on a elephant?
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F o...
What's grey and comes in buckets?
An elephant.
How do you fit an elephant into a subway?
Take the "S" out of sub. And the "F" out of way!
How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?
take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...
How do you make an elephant float?
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, an...
Why did the elephant paint its nails red?
So it could hide in the strawberry patch....
H...
What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?
Hell-if-I-know!
Elephant in the vegetable patch
An elephant escapes from a zoo and ends up in a...
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
A: You open the door, put the giraffe in, close...
My collection of elephant jokes
**Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in t...
I bought my friend an elephant for his room...
He was like, "Oh, wow! Thanks!"
And I was like...