What animal never forgets national tragedies?
the nine-elephant
Elephant Jokes
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
White Elephant
An old farmer is tending his crop one day when ...
What did the elephant say to the man?
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
A blonde was having a conversation with an elephant, a pufferfish, and a fox...
The blonde said to the elephant, "If the puffer...
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing, he just let out a little wiiiine.
Someone told this at a Disney campground.
What's large, gray, and comes in quarts?
An El...
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Vivisection.
What did the elephant say to the naked guy?
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up pea...
What happens when an elephant sits on a car?
It breaks the trunk.
The dogfood diet
(don't know the source, my dad sent me this he ...
What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?
'Ell if i know.
Mommy takes little johnny to the zoo..
As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant ha...
How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?
hint: take the "S" out of "safe" and the "F" ou...
Q: How can you tell when you've passed an elephant?
A: Your eyes are watering and you can't get the...
What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?
'ell if I know.
There's 500 bricks in a plane. How many are there if you throw one out?
"499"
There are three steps to putting an elep...
Oh the memories
You can tell a woman that she is beautiful 1000...
Elephants
How many legs does an elephant have?
Four. Two...
Large animals play small animals in the Super Bowl
Large animals play small animals in the Super B...
ELEPHANT
It was oral examination in the standard two. Th...
So then, the rhino looked at the elephant and said "What about the weasel?"
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up...