So a frog walks into a bank

So a frog walks into a bank and hops up on the counter and much to the surprise of the teller, Patty, the frog speaks and says "Good morning Miss Whack, I would like a 10,000 dollar loan to take a vacation and get away".

Obviously surprised by the talking frog she stumbles out "Well I'd be happy to process the loan request for you, but do you have an account with us? What name would it be under?"

"Well I don't have an account per say..." he replies. "But I know the manager. Tell him Kermit Jagger is asking for a loan."

"I'd be happy to, however the bank policy requires loan of this size to have some form of collateral, did you have a house or car for this?" she responded. Kermit then placed a porcelain figure about 3 inches tall of a pink elephant on the counter.

Not wishing to be rude she picks it up and takes it to the bank manager and walks into the bank managers office, places it on his desk and says "Excuse me sir, but there is a frog in the lobby who wants a 10,000$ loan and wants to use this as collateral. He said his name was Kermit Jagger and he knows you? What would you like me to do?"

The bank manager inspects the elephant then looks back to the teller and says "It's a knick knack Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."