What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?
One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!
Elephant Jokes
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
How do you eat an elephant?
One bite at a time.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?
A dead rabbit with a big hole.
What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?
One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*
How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?
You take the F out of safe, and the F out of wa...
An elephant escaped from the circus...
...and ended up in a little old lady's back gar...
How do you hide an Elephant in a Cherry tree?
You paint his toenails red.
Ever see an Elepha...
How do you get down off an Elephant?
You don't. You get down off a duck.
What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Wipe it off and say you're sorry.
How do you catch an elephant?
First, you dig a big hole. Place some ashes in ...
How do you catch an elephant?
You dig a big hole, fill it with ash, and put p...
How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn’t m...
What do you call the red mushy stuff between the elephant's toes?
Slow moving natives.
Source: one of the all ti...
You could call a woman beautiful 100 times and she'll never remember it. But call her ugly once and she'll never forget it. You know why?
Because an elephant never forgets.
Incredible Story of Dr. Davis and an Elephant
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya a...
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How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
**How do you shoot a...
I must be getting old...
While reading a post about someone asking for "...
How do you put elephant in the fridge?
How do you put elephant in the fridge?
- Answe...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you drink through that?"
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What does an elephant use for a vibrator?
An ...
Ant Vs Elephant Joke
One upon a time, there was an ant hill were t...