NAKED MAN
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
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Elephant Jokes
As told to me by my 5y/o nephew at the dinner table...
Why did the elephant cross the road?
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Joke
How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?
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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?
Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.
No punchline.
(The punchline of these jokes is that there is ...
what the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you drink through that?
(literally the o...
An elephant, a 500lb gorilla, and a naked emperor walk into a room
Nobody says a thing.
animal football
The animals were bored.
Finally, the lion had ...
A few riddles.
**How do you know if there's an elephant in a f...
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away its USB cable.
What do you call an orange elephant?
Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna ha...
Why do you never see an elephant hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
Who's King of the Jungle??!
This lion is prancing through the jungle bein' ...
Why is the elephant big, gray and has an irregular shape?...
...because if he was small, white and round, he...
I bought my friend an elephant...
I bought my friend an elephant to put in her ro...
A frog walks into a bank
A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the te...
How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?
He got a hole in one.
Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo.
As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant ha...
There are 500 bricks on a plane...
- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls of...
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino ¯\_(ツ)_/¯