One upon a time, there was an ant hill were the ants would work hard every day making little houses for themselves, and every week an elephant would pass by and step on the little hill and destroy it. The ants got tired of this happening so they decided to have a meeting about it.
In the meeting the leader ant said, "Fellow ants, as you all know we are here to discuss what we can do about the elephant!" One of the ants raised his hand and yelled, "I have a plan, I have a plan". "Go ahead, what’s your plan?" said the leader. "Ok, this is what we'll do, next week when the elephant passes by before he steps on our hill we all jump on him and beat him up, that should teach him a lesson".
The following week they waited for the elephant, "He's coming, he's coming!" said a little ant. The leader yelled, "Ok this is it, JUMP ON HIM!" So all the little ants jumped on the huge elephant.
When the elephant felt all the ants, he shook them all off, all except for one. The ants that were on the ground saw the only reamining ant that was on the elephant’s neck, and they yelled out "CHOKE HIM! CHOKE HIM!"
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