Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes

Why don't [ethnics] go elephant


Why don't [ethnics] go elephant hunting?


The...

Your Momma so fat.........


Your Momma so fat that when she dressed as an ...

Elephant N rhino


What do you get when you mix an elephant and a...

What do you get when you cross an elephant...


What do you get when you cross an elephant wit...

Peanuts


What don't a mouse and an elephant share? ...

Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?


Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?


Anywhere ...

Red Toes


Why did the elephant paint his toenils red?I d...

Tons of Q & A for Kids!


Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...

Various quotes


For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-hu...

Elepants


Elephant took toilet paper to a party...
Why?...

Q. What do you do when you come across an...


Q. What do you do when you come across an ele...

Elephant Farts vs. Saloon


What's the difference between a saloon and an ...

THE HUNTING TRIP


It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunte...

Field Trip to the Zo


This kindergarten teacher was taking her class...

Every Party Needs a Pooper


Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a p...

Elephant in a fridge


PART 1


QNS : How do you put an elephant in a...

Memory


An elephant is drinking out of a river when he...

Elephant Man


Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?...

Elephant fart


Four farmers were seated at the bar in a taver...

Elephant


if you crossed anelephantand a kangaroowhatwou...

Kermit Jagger


A frog goes into a bank and approaches the tel...

Elephant tampons


Q: What do elephants use for tampons?


A: She...

Little Johnny at the Zoo


Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mot...

Hunting with the Missus


It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunte...

Bzz...plop


Q: What goes "Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz p...