Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes

The Top 13 Suprising Nostradamus Predictions for the Year


13. And the empire of the Great Nerd of the We...

ANIMAL SUPER BOWL


During the Super Bowl, there was another footb...

Elephant Riddles One


Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine...

Charging Elephant


How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Ta...

You Know You're Puerto Rican If...


You Know You're Puerto Rican If ...


You've e...

Because he can't fit in the bathtub!


Why does an elephant take a shower?
Because h...

Stupid Elephant Jokes


How can you tell when an elephant has been in ...

An Elephant Theft


Morris the jeweller called the police station ...

Elephant


What do you do if you come across an elephant ...

Animal Football


The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had ...

Elephant


What do you get when you cross a fish and an e...

Quiz For My Smart Friends


This is a quiz to see if you should be conside...

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?


A: Chicken's day off.


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the Imortal Groucho


Quotes From Groucho Marx (1890-1977).............

Swim


What do you do if an elephant comes in your wi...

Q. What's grey and comes in quarts?...


Q. What's grey and comes in quarts?
A. An e...

Annoying Boy on Bus


A little kid walks into a city bus and sits ri...

Ponderables


A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor...

Give the Frog a Loan


A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller ...

The New Hunter


It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunte...

TONS of Groaners. . .


Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...

WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST?


There was this tiger who woke up one morning a...

Shooting an Elephant


How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue ...

An elephant with diarrhea.


Q. What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs?
A. ...

Dangerous Golf Courses


The next time you complain about that tricky w...