An elephant and turtle

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river."What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe."Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago.""Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe."Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".

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