Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Elephant Jokes
Useless Information Con`t....
*giraffs can clean their ears with their tongu...
Aggie Accident
There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider...
Elephant Man
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
'...
Definition of an elephant: A
Definition of an elephant: A mouse built to go...
Are You Ready For The Working World?Are You Ready
This quiz consists of four questions that tell...
Elephant charging
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ...
Jungle Poker
Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in ...
W..O..M..B..
Four farmers were seated at the bar in a taver...
How to Catch an Elephant
As the title suggests, this is how to successf...
By removing his batteries!
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
By...
African Safari
A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there,...
A game of animal football
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had ...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air...
How to put an elepha
HOW TO PUT AN ELEPHANT INTO A REFRIGERATOR: An...
3 Wishes
An American, Australian and Englishman where s...
Get Away From my Dee
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunt...
"How do you breath through something so small
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?...
A Ton of Pinching?
What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?
An elep...
He called a toe truck
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his t...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...
Signs you've almost had enough to drink
- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.- ...
Yo Mammas so fat
Yo Mammas so fat when she saw an elephant she ...
Get Away From my Deer!
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunt...