Keep this one in the zoo.


Q: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?A: Open the door put the elephant in and close the doorQ: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?A: Open the door take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the doorQ: If there is an animal meeting and every single animal is going to be there except for one, which one would it be?A: The giraffe, It's still stuck in the FridgeQ: If you had to get across a swamp and it was full of crocodiles how would you do it?A: Just swim across, The crocodiles are at the animal meeting.

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