A frog goes to the bank to get a loan...
A frog goes to the bank to get a loan, walks up...
Elephant Jokes
Democrats are the sexiest party...
Because no one wants some elephant
The Elephant Man
A man takes his elephant to the airport.
The gu...
Why do you never see elephant's in trees?
They're really good at hiding.
Classroom Jokes
It was oral examination in the standard two. T...
How does an elephant hide in a strawberry patch? - She paints her toenails red.
I am collecting elephant jokes, particularly th...
How do you make an elephant float?
Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and ...
How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?
He has a big E on his pajamas.
Three blind elephants examine a human being
Three blind elephants came upon a human being f...
A trans woman is about to win $1,000,000 on a game show...
if she can answer the final question correctly....
Never call a woman fat
An elephant never forgets.
A Collection of "What do you Call"s
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Idee...
how to catch an elephant
To catch an elephant, first dig a large deep ho...
Why do elephants have four feet?
Because six inches would never satisfy a female...
My wife has a memory like an elephant
I just wish she didn't look like one
What's similar between an elephant and a plum?
They're both grey except for the plum.
What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in...
What was an elephant doing on the freeway?
About 5 miles per hour.
What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?
Run around until you get pooped out. :)
Did you hear about the elephant who farted in a chalice?
You'd heard if you were in the chalice
What do you do if you are ever swallowed by an elephant?
Jump up and down until you are all pooped out.