Elephant in sneakers
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he...
Elephant Jokes
If you throw a party how do you know Mrs. Elephant is in her period?
Your mattress is missing and, theirs a quarter ...
How do you get down from an elephant?
You dont. You get down from a duck.
Dumb story
Q: There are 500 bricks on a pane. One falls of...
The long haul
an airplane is shipping a large amount of brick...
Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?
Because an elephant never frigates.
aaahhht...
How to capture an elephant
step 1 dig a hole.
step 2 fill the hole with as...
This joke is good tell you girlfriend to make her laugh
-How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator...
Four blind elephants are discussing what Man must be like. After a while, they decide to find one.
The first elephant feels the man, and announces...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
'ell if I know
What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?
A visit from the university board of ethics.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino (Hell-if-I-know)
An Elephant Never Forgets 9/11
An Elephant never forgets how to ride a bicycle
This happened to me last night...
My old group of friends and I were watching a c...
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
...Irrelephant.
What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?
An abomination.
What's grey and comes in gallons?
An elephant.
Idiot question and answer
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most f...
Tarzan sat up a tree. + loads of elephant jokes.
Tarzan sat up a tree, and suddenly a herd of el...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Probably an award or something. I mean, that w...
Why don't you ever see an elephant in a tree?
Because they are so good at hiding!
.... excep...
Why did Mary fall of her swing?
Because she had no arms.
How do you put an el...