A man takes his elephant to the airport.
The guard stops him, saying he is forbidden from bringing animals aboard, and the man retreats back home with his elephant.
The next day the man returns to the airport with his elephant.
The man puts bread crumbs into the elephants ears and walks up to the same guard.
The guard says, "I told you yesterday, no animals."
The man replies, "This is a sandwich."
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