My old group of friends and I were watching a child's cartoon (for six year olds) on TV as we flipped through the channels. On screen, there were three colorfully drawn animals: a hippopotamus, a giraffe, and an elephant. I turned to my love-interest, Elena Pepe, and said "Do you think some adults watch this without their kids around?" Well, everyone in the room overheard me and we all started laughing hysterically for about five minutes. Best laugh I've had in awhile
Then I woke up and realized that I have no friends and I live with my parents.
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