Tarzan sat up a tree. + loads of elephant jokes.

Tarzan sat up a tree, and suddenly a herd of elephants passed by.

What did Tarzan say ?

Tarzan: Oi look there is a herd off elephants!


But there is more!

Tarzan sat up a tree, and saw a herd of elephants passing by with sunglasses.

What did Tarzan say?

..... Nothing , he did not recognize them.


Speaking of elephants....


How do you, put a elephant in the fridge in 3 easy moves?



Give up???


Easy, open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the fridge!


But.....


How do you get a giraffe in the fridge in four easy moves?


Give up?

Well, you open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and then close the door...

Then again....

How do you know that a elephant has been in your fridge?

Of course its because of the footprints in the butter.....



Want more elephants?

Well ok...

How does a elephant hide himself in a berry bush?

He paints his toenails red !

Then again, how does a elephant get up a tree?

Silly you, he sits on a nut and waits for the tree to grow.

But... but...

How does the elephant get down from the tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits for the fall to come.