2 blondes walking under the bridge
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Elephant Jokes
How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you tak...
What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?
I don't know.
I hope you're not allowed to tak...
I once killed an Elephant in my pajamas,
To be honest, bit confused as to how he got in ...
What does an elephant say, looking at a naked man ?
You can't breathe from it
This joke works better told than read. There are 15 boxes in an airplane. One falls out. How many are left?
14.
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How do you put an elephant ins...
What do you do if an elephant comes through your front door?
Swim towards a window
only one answer.."ELEPHANT"
It was oral examination in the standard two. Th...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through something so small?
What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not aski...
What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?
It's easy: you just take the S out of "Safe" an...
Why does an elephant have 4 feet?
Because eight inches just isn't enough.
How do you get down off of an elephant?
You dont. You get down off a goose.
What do you call a dumb elephant?
Donald Trunk
Two ants
Two ant are walking in the woods when suddenly ...
How do you turn a fox in to an elephant?
Marry it.
what's grey and comes in quarts?
an elephant
How can a mouse kill an elephant?
Whispering to an elephant: " I'm pregnant with ...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?...
How do you eat with that?
Why are Republicans so easy to point out?
They're usually the elephant in the room
What do you give to an elephant with diarrhea?
Plenty of room.
Where's the best place to hide an elephant?
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephan...