What do you call a superfluous elephant?
Irelephant
Elephant Jokes
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her.
I bought my friend an elephant for his room
He said thanks
I said don't mention it...
What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?
They both have their trunks in the front.
Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that thing?"
How do you get down from an Elephant?
You don't, you get down from a Goose.
The US, France, Germany and Canada are commissioned to write a report on elephant mating... [Canadian Joke]
Once upon a time, four different countries — th...
Anyone looking for a job should consider becoming an elephant circumsiser...
... the pay isn't too great, but the tips are e...
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said thank you. I said don't mention it.
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Q. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks ...
A bunch of bad jokes.
Why does a man carry a brick with him in a plan...
How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?
You take the f out of way. ~~say it out loud if...
What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?
One of them is purple
A monkey climbs a banana tree
So a monkey climbs a banana tree one day and is...
Old one I've never seen on here
This joke was in a book I had as a young child,...
Why students teen his teacher
It was oral examination in the standard two. Th...
An elelphant gets on a bus..
The busdriver looks surprised and says, "This i...
How do you catch an elephant?
First dig a large hole and surround it with pea...
What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
'Ell if I know!
What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?
"Get in the trunk"
What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?
Who cares? It's a relephant.
Once you've seen an Elephant attacked by a lion...
You've seen a maul.
A man and his ostrich walk into a bar
The bartender asks the what he wants. He asks f...