Once upon a time, four different countries — the U.S., Germany, France, and Canada — were asked by the United Nations to publish a study on the mating behaviours of elephants.
The U.S. sold the project to the lowest private bidder, who wrote “How to Make a Million Dollars by Raising Elephants.”
The French wrote “The Courting Rituals of Elephants.”
The Germans, in a timely and efficient manner, wrote “The Socio-Dynamic Nature and Fundamental Psychological Constitution of the Burmese elephant. "
After several months, the Canadian contribution was over budget and past due. Following intense discussions and inquiries, the Canadian report was finally submitted. It was titled “Elephant Mating: a Federal or Provincial Responsibility?”
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